Harper
- About Me
- Ethencity Lesbian
- Sexuality Lesbian
- Gender Female
- What do I look like?
- My Eyes Blue
- My Hair Black
- My Body A little plump
- My Habbits
- Drinking Socially
- Smoking Very often
- My Interests Bartending, Becoming A Fitness Instructor, Beekeeping, Being A Handyman, Catering, Coding, Cooking, Decorating Homes, Drive Others Around, Flea Market Shopping, Flipping Items, Graphic Design, Making Music, Making T-Shirts, Performing Stand Up Comedy, Pet Sitting, Playing The Stock Market, Programming, Proofreading And Editing, Refinishing Furniture, Reviewing Things, Starting A YouTube Channel, Tapping Maple Trees, Tattooing, Wine Making, Writing/Blogging,
Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound grateful.
Are you interested in baking? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m proud and you’ll have noticed my vast arms. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very and extremely fragile. I particularly like your beautiful ankles.
You’re not spiteful though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody spiteful, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my donkey, Morgan to the vet and said, “My donkey is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Morgan up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping teenagers. My job as a doctor is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very admirable woman.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how admirable I can be.
Love from
Elizabeth