Hey, How are you?
I read your profile and you sound modest.
Are you interested in writing? It’s one of my favourite pastimes. If you’ve seen my profile, you’ll know that I’m cowardly and you’ll have noticed my greasy feet. I hope these won’t be a problem for you?
Looking through your photos, you look very short and extremely wide. I particularly like your pointy fingernails.
You’re not tactless though, are you? I don’t think so. But from your profile, I can’t quite be sure. I’m really not after somebody tactless, so please put me out of my misery.
Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my goldfish, Orea to the vet and said, “My goldfish is cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for her?”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at her.” So, he picked Orea up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature.”
Eventually, he said “I’m going to have to put her down.”
Naturally, I was horried. “You’re going to put her down just because she’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because she’s really heavy.”
Seriously, though. I’ve had a great day, helping teenagers. My job as a psychiatrist is really rewarding. I’m told I’m a very intelligent man.
Come out with me this weekend, and I’ll show you just how intelligent I can be.
Love from
OLIVER
